What Has Zapata Become? The Mexican Hero Everyone’s Talking About

—Tell me, Don Mirón, why is Zapata—your beloved Mexican hero—so famous these days?
How come he’s suddenly back in style?
And Who the Hell Was Zapata?

—Listen here, Mr. Mirón, could you tell me about that Zapata fellow everyone’s been talking about lately? Especially because of that painting that shows him all naked, looking kinda… well, feminine, wearing a pink charro hat and high heels. Was he a revolutionary… you know, gay?